Consumables

Name	Description	Effects	Buy (D$)	Source
Gary's Mystery Mix	A hip flask with a strange liquid inside. Smeels like gasoline and self-destruction.	Doubles TP in next 3 rounds, consumes quarter of whatever HP party member has.	N/A	Gary's Office
Cookie Data Milkshake	A blue milkshake with cookie bits. Saved for later (Staff Room B3) A Blue milkshake with cookie bits. Someone's favorite (MixerMilkshakes)	+10HP	N/A 100D$	Staff Room B3 MixerMilkshakes
Grid Waffle	A silvery waffle with blue spots. Feels like biting into a brick.	+20HP	N/A 170D$ N/A	Staff Room (randomized) MixerMilkshakes Ben's Room
Blue Mix	A hefty meal to get through a hard day's work!	+90HP	N/A	Staff Room B3
[[BIG]] Steak	A steak in the shape of Gary's face. Unoriginal.	+60HP	100D$	RGB : Red Grill BBQ
Missing Soup	A black and purple stew. The flavor escapes you.	+35HP Can be given to Ben	50D$	RGB : Red Grill BBQ
Meringue Acid Pie	One slice. Fluffy and sour, like a smog cloud.	+80HP	70D$	RGB : Red Grill BBQ
Pizzaw	A large thin pizza, sharpened at the edges. Don't lose your fingers!	+30HP for each party member	200D$	RGB : Red Grill BBQ
MiracleCure	A container with green lotion. You're supposed to put it on your face, but he tells you to drink it.	+70HP	90D$	The Pharmacy
OilDrops	Tiny bottles with colorful oils. Takes 3 droplets to finish.	+15HP (drop 1) +15HP (drop 2) +20HP (drop 3)	80D$	The Pharmacy
PowerPills	Little orange gumies in the shape of crosses. Takes 3 uses to finish.	+30HP (gummie 1) +30HP (gummie 2) +35HP (gummie 3)	150D$	Spam Folder
Purble Cake	A three layered cake. Takes 3 bites to finish.	+30HP (bite 1) +30HP (bite 2) +40HP (bite 3)	250D$	MixerMilkshakes
BeadTea	Iced tea with little beads inside. Tastes like lemon and plastic.	+15HP	20D$	MixerMilkshakes

Armor

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Name	Description	Effects	Buy (D$)	Source
The NewsBreaker	A red tie with a blue gem. A gift.	+5AT, +5DF, -3 Magic	N/A	Gary (ACTing)
Baby's Blues	A funky pair of blue glasses. The lenses are damp with fear.	+2AT, +2DF, doubles TP if HP is below 10	N/A	Ben (EggShells) (ACTing)
[[GARY]] Shirt	A stiff black shirt. The print itches.	+2DF, -2 Magic	50D$	GiftShop
BandaidWidth	White sparkly bandaids. You can see the electricity flowing through.	+1DF, increases TP gain by 20%	100D$	The Pharmacy
WaveRepeller	A shiny patch to put on your arm.	+1DF, deflects 20% of damage by Elec element attacks	250D$	The Pharmacy
FashionArmor	Cheap rags stitched together to form a shirt. At least it was fast.	+1DF	50D$	Spam Folder
BusinessTie	A tie to fend off bad deals. You can't tell what color it is.	+3DF	100D$	Spam Folder
LoveLetter	A pink envelope with a heart seal. It's foul inside.	+3DF, increases TP gain by 15%	200D$	Spam Folder
The GlitchMaker	A glitchy necktie. Changes patterns at random. [[GULL1BL3]]	+3DF, blocks DF lowering		UNUSED

Weapons

Swords

Name	Description	Effects	Buy (D$)	Source
Eggshell Blade	A fragile blue blade. The guards reminds you of a ribcage.	Failure	N/A	Ben (EggShells) (FIGHTing)
[[GARY]] Pencil	A red blade with a blue handle. Doesn't write nor erase that well.	+5AT, lowers holder's accuracy	200D$	GiftShop
Syringe Blade	A thin shiny blade. It shoots out a green liquid.	+2AT, lowers opponent's accuracy	200D$	The Pharmacy
Cathode Sword	The broken shards of a TV screen. Turn them into screams.	+1AT, increases TP gain by 10%	N/A	NEO City
Paper Blade	A sharp pale blade. Gives your opponent paper cuts. [[CH0C0L4T3S]]	+3AT, lowers opponent's accuracy		UNUSED

Axes

Name	Description	Effects	Buy (D$)	Source
Wing Axe	It swings around erratically, trying to fly away.	+6AT, lowers holder's accuracy	N/A	Gary (FIGHTing)
[[GARY]] Keychain	A keychain axe. The chain isn't much of a handle though.	+3AT, lowers holder's accuracy	100D$	GiftShop
Censor Ax	A blue and black axe. It looks more like a mallet than an axe.	+3AT, +2DF	N/A	NEO City
Paintbrush Axe	[[PA1NTS W1TH L1GHT]]	+4AT, useless against Paint elemnt Darkners		UNUSED

Scarves

Name	Description	Effects	Buy (D$)	Source
Friend Scarf	A scarf made of friends. You can hear it whispering.	+3AT, +3 Magic drains wearer's HP to 1/4 of Max during encounters	N/A	NEO City
News Scarf	A scarf made of newspaper. Worse healing, better attack.	+5AT, -2 Magic	N/A	NEO City
Doll Scarf	A black and purple scarf. The thread is screaming. [[D0LLF4C3]]	+3AT, increases D$ found by 10%		UNUSED

Rings

Name	Description	Effects	Buy (D$)	Source
Freeze Ring	[[HOL1D4Y S4L3S]]	+4AT, +4 Magic		UNUSED
Thorn Ring	[[HAHE4H3AHAHEH4]]	+14AT, +12 Magic, Trance, drains wearer's HP to 1/3 of Max during encounters, reduces cost of ice spells by half.		UNUSED

Key Items

Name	Description	Effects	Buy (D$)	Source
Office Key	A copy of a key. The rubbed label reads "Pa's Office"	Unlocks the door to Gary's Office in the TV Studio Tower	N/A	Ben
Cungadero Poster	"BIG SHOT AUTOS! TAKE A RIDE AROUND TOWN IN OUR SPECIAL CUNGADERO!"	Can be given to Ben	N/A	TV Studio Tower (Lower Levels)
Portal Logs	A colorful stack of papers. The notes are insane scribbles of running away.	Can be given to Ben Unlocks Office Keys	Acquired after defeating Wendy	TV Studio Tower (Basement)
Shadow Crystal	A sharp shadow moves like water in the hand. What are you doing?	Can be given to Ben Unlocks EggShells	N/A	TV Studio Tower (Gary's Office)