* WH4T AN [best brand] QU3ST1ON!!
* WE'RE JUST TRY1NG TO M4KE IT [work] L1K3 MOST PE0PL3 HERE!!
* H3RE TO MAKE Y0U [feel good in no time] WITH OUR [Medical Miracle]S!!.
* SO C;MON, DONT BE [shy]~

* TRULY TH3 [BEST SALES] PL4CE TO! BE!!
* WITH TH3 MOST [latest trend setters] AROUND...
* MAK3S ME [[SICK]] IF Y0U ASK M3!! BUT! IT'S 0UR HOME.
* UNL3SS YOU,D BE [so kind] AS T0 LET US[4] CR4ST AT Y0UR PL4CE [handsome]?

* EXQU1SITE.
* HE SAYS H3,S THE [cure for all evils] BUT I C4LL BS ON! TH4T!!
* SUCH A [Heartbreaker], POOR TH1NG.
* YOU [bet] 0N TH4T?
* HE ST1NKS OF IT. IT'S 3MBARRASSING. SOMTHING [it's complicated] IN TH3RE.

* OH H3R3 WE [come meet me] AG4IN--
* HE' S BUT!! A BABY!! TINY TH1NG!!
* NOT SO [little]. IT;S A [risky operation] TO W4LK AROUND LIKE. THAT.
* [he doesn't deserve this.]